Moonbat Decries Exposure of Super Bush Basher's Secret Identity
September 18, 2006
By Douglas B. Wakeman
In the sacred tradition of all conspiracy moonbats, liberal idiot Bill Press sees the exposure of his pet conspiracy to be a hoax and a fraud as proof of an even more expansive and complex conspiracy. Check out this truly deranged quote from the column. "Armitage’s involvement doesn’t disprove the Rove conspiracy. It only proves it was a lot wider than we originally thought."
But who can blame him really. After all, it's pretty traumatic when your favorite super hero has her secret identity exposed! That's right, Press says, "Concerned that the secret identity of one of its officers had been compromised, putting lives at risk, the CIA asked the Justice Department to investigate."
Now, I always thought that the notion that a pair of eyeglasses and a curl of a forelock was strictly comic book. I mean, who would be fooled by such pedestrian subterfuge from somebody that you work with everyday. But who knows what devices Super Liarwoman used. Maybe she puts on a fat suit and is Rosie O'Donnell when she's not performing super-feats of sending her husband on phony CIA missions.
...And now, who disguised as a wild-eyed, leftist radical desk jockey in a large government bureaucracy, fighting a never-ending battle against Republican administrations - look! - up there - on the cover of Vanity Fair - it's a turd - it's a Plame - it's Super Liarwoman!
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