01/01/2006 - This petition for the release of the commie CPT scum allows unlimited comment.  So, I put this as my comment under signature #39789.

You savage neck-chopping fools!  Will you please just stop for a minute and consider the exigencies of the current situation that we both find ourselves in.

Now, we know that as soon as you establish your little Caliphate over the world, that ours will be the first heads on the chopping block, or to have walls tumbled down upon us, or whatever quaint punishments you reserve for commie libertines these days.

Likewise, you know that if we gain power that we will march your women off to be Hollywood whores and outlaw all religion including that silly head knocking to your Allah that you do so ceaselessly and annoyingly at all times of the day.

But, puh-leasessssssss.  Can’t we just agree for now that we share a common enemy in George Bush, American imperialism, corporate capitalism and the order and prosperity of modern western civilization in general?  I mean, if you could align yourselves with that filthy bearded secularist Saddam Hussein against the common enemy, surely you can see the advantage of friendship with the American Left.

After our fifth column here within Amerikkka has rotted away all resistance to your cute little jihad, think how much easier your task will be to overcome the tottering obstacle of multiculturalist Europe and then….the world!

So, will you please let our friends, who are actually, for now, your allies against America, go free.  I just cannot understand how you can be blind to the advantages of an alliance.  The CPT members that you hold could not be any more opposed to freedom and self-rule for the Iraqi people than are you yourselves.  After you have re-established the totalitarian, monstrous regime of the B’athists and the glorious stench of rotting bodies and the screams of the tortured once again grace the atmosphere of Mesopotamia, then you can come after America with everything you’ve got.  As long as George Bush’s war has been lost, putting the Democrat Party back in power, we will welcome you here with open arms as friends and allies.

The CPT members that you hold were on an important mission in Iraq.  Like clever rats in a sewer carrying fleas filthy with plague, they slipped through the back alleys fomenting hatred of America amongst the Iraq people.  Coming from the West, their sly, twisted words carried much more weight than the obvious propaganda of al Jazeera or even the great al Zarqawi himself.

Can you not see how it improves the prospects for your jihad to set these undermining vermin loose to work their treason against the evil West?  Conversely, how many of your allies here in the West might get a false impression of your means and motives if you were to exact Allah’s punishment on these innocent lambs.  Right now, you have the entire Democrat Party, the Mainstream media, Academe and Hollywood completely on your side against G.W. Bush and America.  How many of these allies might begin to get the impression that you are just mindless murdering automatons in the service of some satanic, medieval devil-worshipping cult, bent on the destruction of all that is good and decent in humanity, if you were to carry out Allah’s will on these meddling infidels?

So, please, we beg you, set the CPT members free.  Together we will return Iraq to the rightful rule of Saddam Hussein and bring the arrogant America to her knees.  Then, we can work out our petty differences in leisure.