Hey Newt

January 5, 1995

By Douglas B. Wakeman

Hey Newt where you going with that contract in your hand Hey Newt where you going with that contract in your hand I'm going down to congress to blast 40 years of liberal tax and spend

Hey Bill where you going with that speech in your hand Hey Bill where you going with that speech in your hand I'm going on TV to be a parrot for the Republican tax plan

Hey Newt you think we oughta put Boys Town on the screen Hey Newt you think we oughta put Boys Town on the screen I got a solution for the homeless, have you ever seen Soylent Green

Hey Roy this new emission testing system is a bitch Hey Roy this new emission testing system is a bitch It wouldn't be worth a f*** if some politicians weren't getting rich

Hey Newt who's this starving person on my stair Hey Newt who's this starving person on my stair That's a non-working slug who we just kicked off welfare

Hey Newt looks like Connie Chung dropped a bomb Hey Newt looks like Connie Chung dropped a bomb I guess that'll teach you to share political opinions with your mom