Monica, What a Gal

October 13, 1998

By Douglas B. Wakeman

Why are men telling and passing along disparaging jokes about Monica's willingness to give oral sex. Women who engage in that kind of activity are the cream of the crop (no pun intended). We should not want to say or do anything that would discourage such behavior. She should be held up by men as a shining example to women everywhere.

What did she do that makes her the butt of jokes (no pun intended)? She worshipped her man and gave him pleasure in whatever way he asked. She provided sex and companionship to a guy who happens to be married to a cold communist bitch. She then stuck by him and even committed perjury to protect him. She is awesome. True, her choice of men leaves something to be desired. But who cares if a woman has bad taste in men (no pun intended)? Would they date most of us if they didn't? Is it high on the list of things we care about when we are in the mood for a little action? If a guy doesn't like getting oral sex from some little fox then he can put Monica down all he wants. Then he can go start a club with guys who don't like Corvettes, rib-eye steaks and beer.

Back in high school there was always some poor girl who was ridiculed and put down because a rumor was spread around that she was easy or something. And these same guys would have enjoyed her charms in a second if they could. Let's face it (no pun intended), would you waste any time jumping on that hot little babe Monica if she came into your life wanting it?

So guys, let's support and cheer her on. She is our kind of gal. And don't forget, she has made fools of the feminists and exposed the hypocrisy of the entire women's movement, she played a major role, however unwilling, in the troubles of the Great Prevaricator, the First Mobster, the Commander in Thief, Komrade Klinton and she cuckolded Hillary Rodham Clinton and forced her to knowingly tell absurd, transparent lies to her own staff and the entire American public.. She is a true American heroine, and cute too.