Newsweek Traitor
May 25, 2005
By Douglas B. Wakeman
Here is a story about someone who masquerades as a newsman, but is actually a fifth-columnist. This is a traitor, plain and simple:
Newsweek’s Washington Bureau Chief Daniel Klaidman appeared on Al Jazeera TV on
May 19, and told the Arab world that, despite their retraction, Newsweek is
“neutral” on whether any of this happened.
Klaidman: And so, based on the fact that he could not be as precise as he was
when we first talked to him and that he could not be sure about some of the
information he provided us, and also the denials from the Defense Department,
which, of course, we factored in, we concluded that we did not have the
information that we needed to make the assertion that we did in this item – that
this had happened.
Host: But there is no proof that it did not happen either...
Klaidman: We are neutral on whether any form of Koran desecration took place.
There are allegations out there, but the allegations have not been subjected to
the kind of scrutiny or legal processes that normally are… you need before you
can establish whether they are true and we certainly know that the military has
not confirmed any of these allegations, and so what we are saying is we did not
have the information we needed to go forward with this story and we are also
saying that this specific act of Koran
desecration was not confirmed by the US military investigators, and that is what
we reported. As to whether these things happened or not, we are, like the rest
of the people out there and news organizations - we don’t know. We have heard
the allegations, we continue to report, and the US military and other entities
are investigating, and as I said, we are neutral on whether any of this ever
happened.
This reminds me, I reported last week that senators Reid, Kennedy, Leahy, Boxer
and, coincidentally, this same Daniel Klaidman, have been going on a weekly
excursion to a farm in Maryland where they had wild, drunken sex parties with
farm animals. I had this information from a reliable non-existent person who
has never led me astray before.
Well, this source being non-existent, I have been forced to say publicly that the story may not be true. However, I remain neutral regarding its veracity. There are after all, allegations out there, and although the principals have denied the story, these are people who are credibly alleged to have had sex with farm animals! Of course they would deny it! Wouldn’t you? Who would admit to such depravity? Simply by denying it, aren’t they, on some level, acknowledging the possibility?
In the pursuit of due diligence, I sent teams of investigators into the Maryland farm country and we interviewed every single farm owner in the area. Not one, I repeat – not one single farmer could say for sure that these acts did not take place! Out of all the farmers on whose property these disgusting, animal orgies may have occurred, not one would go on the record saying that they did not happen.
So, to quote the inestimable Daniel Klaidman, “As to whether these things happened or not, we are, like the rest of the people out there and news organizations - we don’t know.” Or, as the al Jazeera Host so sagely posited, “But, there is no proof that it did not happen…”
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