You might notice that the beginning of this song was used by Traffic
(I think that was the band) for the beginning of one of their songs
(John Barleycorn Must Die) I think.

G                                        C                G
Now once I was happy and had a good wife
                                   A               D7
I had enough money to last me for life
G                                 C             G
I met with a gal and we went on a spree
                                            D             G
She taught me to smoke and drink whuskey

G                                       C            G
Cigareets and whuskey and wild wild wimmen
                                             A             D7
They'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane
G                                        C           G
Cigareets and whuskey and wild wild wimmen
G                                          D              G
They'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane

Cigareets are a pox on the whole human race
A man is a monkey with one in his face
here's my definition believe me dear brother
A fire on one end a fool on the t'other

Cigareets and whuskey and wild wild wimmen
They'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane
Cigareets and whuskey and wild wild wimmen
They'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane

Now brother repent or they'll write on your grave
To whuskey and wimmen here lies a poor slave
Take warning dear stranger take warning dear friend
or they'll write in big letters these words at the end

Cigareets and whuskey and wild wild wimmen
They'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane
Cigareets and whuskey and wild wild wimmen
They'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane