My best shot at it. Doug Wakeman

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I was driving down I-95 the other day
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When someone nearly ran me right off the road
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I decided it wouldn't do any good to get mad
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So, I wrote a song about him instead

And it goes like this

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Were you born an asshole or did you work at it your whole life
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Either way it worked out fine 'cuz you're an asshole tonight
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Yes you're an a-s-s-h-o-l-e and don't you try to blame it on me
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You deserve all the credit 'cuz you're an asshole tonight

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You were an asshole yesterday you're an asshole tonight
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I got a feeling you'll be an asshole the rest of your life



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I was talking to your mother just the other night
I told her I thought you were an asshole she said yes I think you're right
And all your friends are assholes 'cuz you've known them your whole life
And somebody told me you got an asshole for a wife

Were you born an asshole or did you work at it your whole life
either way it worked out fine 'cuz you're an asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
hole tonight